New chef's on the block

Alright you guys, I'm not often one with great culinary art skills (although I can make an awesome spaghetti sauce), but this week, I invented something great. I must first say, that I credit Hamilton's for the inspiration. Okay, follow the recipe for a delicious treat:

1 pan of Beef stroganoff over noodles

Mom's home canned raspberry jam!

Now smother the jam to taste over the stoganoff, for a crazy zip of deliciousness! Also, while doing so, take a listen to the Old New Kids (not chefs) on the Block Smash Hit! yeah you heard me, they're back... aren't they like 40 now? Might as well have brought back Sinatra!

Cut Me Mick!

Throughout history, there have been many great hits to the face. To site a few, Rocky in every Rocky movie sustains enough face trauma to keep a surgical team busy round the clock.
Heck, even last week I was kneed in the face at my USU Ambassador Retreat.
And yes, we were dressed up like a crew from the 50's for a dance routine. I was kneed in the face while attempting to lift my friend Eric. I thought I did pretty good, I mean, his knee got clear up to my eye, right? I ended up with a pretty good bloody and swollen eye under that ice pack.And now, who can forget this guy. Now the most famous kick in the face right now... The weenie Cuban goes down in history for being the worst Olympic athlete in history. After being disqualified for taking too much time on the floor due to an injury he kicked the ref in the head! Someone needs to enroll him in anger management.
Bytheway, if you want to see video footage of this kick, think again. All the clips were taken off youtube and I can't find it anywhere now. I have seen it though, it's just been taken off - can anyone say Fairness Doctrine?!

Clubin' in the SLC

I never would have dreamed that I would be clubin' with Mel in SLC after I we got hitched, but Saturday we did.  Maria was in town and in celebration of her visit we decided to go shake our Bon Bons at Studio 600.  We were all so excited that we left early and upon arrival the lights were on and there were salsa lessons in session.  Bummed that the laser show hadn't started yet, and the place looked more or less like a warehouse, Mel and I rehearsed some salsa momentarily while Monica and Maria quickly dodged a philandering 17 year old boy.

After some awesome karaoke we made our way back to the dance floor where our impersonations of Kevin Bacon and Mary Murphy will always be remembered by the underage thugs that were popin' all 'round our biz-nass.

Word.